Follow Directions Carefully . . .

Jesus said, “If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you before my Father.”

Not ashamed, Pass this on only if you mean it. Yes, I do Love God. He is my source of existence and Savior. He keeps me functioning each and everyday. Without Him, I will be nothing. Without him, I am nothing, but with Him I can do all things through Christ that strengthens me. (Phil 4:13)

~ Great Christian Statements ~

  • Be Fishers of Men…. You catch ’em, He’ll Clean ’em.
  • A family altar can alter a family.
  • A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
  • Don’t put a question mark where God put a full stop.
  • Don’t wait for 6 strong men to take you to church.
  • Exercise daily. Walk with the Lord!
  • Forbidden fruits create many jams.
  • Give God what’s right, not what’s left!
  • Give Satan an inch and he’ll be a ruler.
  • God doesn’t call the qualified, He qualifies the called.
  • God grades on the cross, not the curve.
  • God loves everyone, but probably prefers “fruits of the spirit” over “religious nuts”!
  • God promises a safe landing, not a calm passage.
  • Having truth decay? Brush up on your Bible!
  • He who angers you, controls you!
  • He who is good at making excuses is seldom good for anything else.
  • He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
  • Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
  • Most people want to serve God, but only in an advisory capacity.
  • Never give the devil a ride! He will always want to drive!
  • Nothing ruins the truth like stretching it.
  • Plan ahead. It wasn’t raining when Noah built the ark. (And remember, the Titanic was built by professionals, the Ark by amateurs!.)
  • “Pray” is a four letter word that you can say anywhere.
  • Prayer – Don’t give God instructions – just report for duty!
  • The Will of God will never take you to where the Grace of God will not protect you.
  • This Church is “Prayer Conditioned”!
  • To be almost saved is to be totally lost.
  • WARNING: Exposure to the Son may prevent burning!
  • Watch your step carefully! Everyone else does!
  • We don’t change the message, the message changes us.
  • We set the sail; God makes the wind.
  • We’re too blessed to be depressed.
  • Wisdom has two parts: 1) Having a lot to say. 2) Not saying it.
  • Worry is the darkroom in which “negatives” are developed.

Have a most pleasant day

Originally published on, March 21, 2001. (Ed. 11.21.10)

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